pmon3y69:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

maybe his name is Noah :)

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

venusianmagic:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

I’ve never wanted to be anything more than this.

Oh dear god

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

venusianmagic:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

I’ve never wanted to be anything more than this.

Oh dear god

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vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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